The Connection Between the Dead Bugs and Windshield

On the way to Kansas City, countless bugs suicide by hitting our car windshield.

50% of the deadbugs are the stupid ones which thinks that it is fun to hit the windshield.
20% of the deadbugs are heart broken or got dumped by their lovers, choose to suicide.
30% of the deadbugs are blindfold by my beauty and accidentally hit the windshield . (Come on! I know the face that you just put on... it is not nice, you know)


Blogger GoldenOwl said...

LOL thanks for the kind welcome you sent to me. (wisdom)

Here's one for you...clean version!

What was the last thing that went through the bug's mind when he hit the windshield?

His "hind" legs.

11:24 PM  
Blogger carla said...

Very funny! But what about the bugs that cling to the windshield and stay there for miles? We once had some little bee-like thing travel with us from Connecticut to Pennsylvania! Really!

Thanks for visiting my blog and commenting...I appreciate the feedback:>

7:24 AM  
Blogger Catherine said...

haha! I can totally relate to this one after driving across the country from L.A. to Pittsburgh one summer. It was in the midwest when we encountered the suicidal bugs. ;)

11:28 AM  

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