The Connection Between the Dead Bugs and Windshield
On the way to Kansas City, countless bugs suicide by hitting our car windshield.
50% of the deadbugs are the stupid ones which thinks that it is fun to hit the windshield.
20% of the deadbugs are heart broken or got dumped by their lovers, choose to suicide.
30% of the deadbugs are blindfold by my beauty and accidentally hit the windshield . (Come on! I know the face that you just put on... it is not nice, you know)